giraffemeetsworld

"And she's been feeling alone and no one's fine on their own, don't you know"

sirbombalot:

Fill your heart with bees. If someone breaks your heart, then they have to deal with the bees.

(via the-side-effects)

thebiggestnerd:

So, real talk for a second guys

If you ever accidentally call 911, DON’T HANG UP.  Stay on the line and tell the calltaker that you accidentally dialed.  When you hang up, we either have to call you back or send out police which takes up valuable resources and wastes money.  A simple “It was an accident” is all we need and everyone goes about their life much better

(via stfukarla)

destinydeoxys:

light up sketchers combined with heelys would be some next level shit 

(via asylum-in-wonderland)

thetindog:

theladthatlived:

georgesus:

"He’s a little fighter. He kind of, he wriggles around quite a lot.” - Prince William

its like when you take dogs out of water and they carry on swimming

MOTHER, UNHAND ME, I HAVE A COUNTRY TO GOVERN

(via i-am-famous-cause-of-you-haters)

radioheavy:

does anyone else get friend-jealous really easily?

(via pizza)

thedudeabidesx:

iamghoststar:

the-butt-prince-ike:

tastefullyoffensive:

Coloring Book Corruptions

Related: Hipster Dinosaurs

ok i’ve been staring at the one with Goofy and Pluto for like 10 minutes now and still don’t get it. Someone more clever or less innocent explain?

Pluto is licking peanut butter off of Goofy’s dick

Had to go and make it sound weird.

(via i-am-famous-cause-of-you-haters)

tastefullyoffensive:

Before and After Pictures of Animals Growing Up [via]

Previously: Animals Using Other Animals as Pillows

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